{"id":3983,"date":"2011-03-19T21:08:55","date_gmt":"2011-03-20T01:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/?p=3983"},"modified":"2011-07-03T07:21:09","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T11:21:09","slug":"first-thoughts-in-hawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/2011\/03\/first-thoughts-in-hawaii\/","title":{"rendered":"First thoughts in Hawaii"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. I didn\u2019t hear them at all.<\/li>\n
  2. Oh, shit!<\/li>\n
  3. Where is Bjorn?<\/li>\n
  4. Everything is purple.<\/li>\n
  5. Now I know what he wants.<\/li>\n
  6. Two in the shot, Gardenia.<\/li>\n
  7. I\u2019m not that upset, really.<\/li>\n
  8. Hammock of pure awesomeness.<\/li>\n
  9. Ugh, now what do you want?<\/li>\n
  10. Still neutral, yeah, but funny!<\/li>\n
  11. Both my arms don\u2019t work.<\/li>\n
  12. Oh, wow \u2013 cold!<\/li>\n
  13. Until I said I was an English major.<\/li>\n
  14. I\u2019m here to change my bed sheets.<\/li>\n
  15. The stacks of paper are huge!<\/li>\n
  16. At arms length \u2013 this is how it goes.<\/li>\n
  17. Ok, I\u2019m wrong, it does hurt!<\/li>\n
  18. Up already in the silence \u2013 volcano island is quiet.<\/li>\n
  19. Four hours and I want to see the lava. Ah, and wake Per.<\/li>\n
  20. What the hell is my bunkmate doing? Wait\u2026 I don\u2019t have a bunkmate\u2026 Earthquake!!!<\/li>\n
  21. Oh, early to rise to fly.<\/li>\n
  22. The Big Island misses you.<\/li>\n
  23. Through the tunnels to the caf\u00e9, even the painted shelves joined the fight.<\/li>\n
  24. I\u2019m the best alarm clock apparently. Tracing lights through lids.<\/li>\n
  25. Honest sans mystery, sparkly news, police on beach chairs outside my apartment.<\/li>\n
  26. Sitting outside the bank I just robbed \u2013 wondering how to give it all back. Just did it to see if it could be done \u2013 yes.<\/li>\n
  27. Trying to dislodge the soda can from my throat I looked up and saw the star \u2013 Misi, and knew everything was about to change.<\/li>\n
  28. The guy in the chair is not sleeping. Let me take a picture.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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