{"id":2746,"date":"2011-01-01T21:36:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T02:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/?p=2746"},"modified":"2011-07-03T07:02:44","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T11:02:44","slug":"first-stops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/2011\/01\/first-stops\/","title":{"rendered":"First stops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Garden State<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sam<\/strong>: The helmet I was wearing&#8230; Oh come on, that&#8217;s funny. That&#8217;s really funny, I mean I&#8217;m the only person who wears a helmet to work who isn&#8217;t putting out fires or racing for NASCAR. But what do you do, I can&#8217;t quit&#8230; their insurance is amazing, what do you do? You laugh. I&#8217;m not saying I don&#8217;t cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gideon Largeman<\/strong>: And besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark<\/strong>: How about some fucking furniture, man?<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse<\/strong>: I bought a chair once, but I didn&#8217;t like it.<br \/>\n<strong>Andrew Largeman<\/strong>: Where is it?<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse<\/strong>: [<em>indicating the fireplace<\/em>] It&#8217;s keeping us warm.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Andrew Largeman<\/strong>: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gideon Largeman<\/strong>: Saying goodbye is important. I&#8217;m glad you could fit it in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sam<\/strong>: If you can&#8217;t laugh at yourself, life&#8217;s gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Garden State Sam: The helmet I was wearing&#8230; Oh come on, that&#8217;s funny. That&#8217;s really funny, I mean I&#8217;m the only person who wears a helmet to work who isn&#8217;t putting out fires or racing for NASCAR. But what do &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/2011\/01\/first-stops\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2746"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6090,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746\/revisions\/6090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}