{"id":1860,"date":"2010-11-08T18:24:28","date_gmt":"2010-11-08T23:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2011-07-09T05:54:42","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T09:54:42","slug":"creepy-short-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/2010\/11\/creepy-short-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Short Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sean: omg she knows what I meant omg omg don&#8217;t blow it she is my soul mate oh man i&#8217;m totally smelling her hair when she turns away<\/p>\n<p>Above\u00a0is Sean&#8217;s rendition of the creepy short guy who goes alone to shows to pick up unsuspecting single women &#8211; modified to be in the Quantum Physics section of a bookstore where the woman inadvertantly speaks about physicists, expecting him to be intimidated, yet soon realizing her escape plan has backfired in a big way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sean: omg she knows what I meant omg omg don&#8217;t blow it she is my soul mate oh man i&#8217;m totally smelling her hair when she turns away Above\u00a0is Sean&#8217;s rendition of the creepy short guy who goes alone to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/2010\/11\/creepy-short-guy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6662,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions\/6662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/voidofinspiration.com\/voidofinspiration\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}